CONVERSATION W/A SECURITY GUARD
“Goodmorning. The elevator’s fixed.”
“Is it? Great.” I push the button. My hair is out of control. “How many have taken it?”
“Excuse me?”
“The elevator. How many people have already taken it?”
“The guy just left not three minutes ago.”
I’m holding a thermos of coffee & a blueberry poptart. “The elevator fixer guy?”
“Yeah, he just left. You’ll be the first person to try it!”
The elevator door pings. ”No, I don’t like those odds. I’m taking the stairs.”
